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~ Missy Bliss ~

 

True Erotic Bliss~

Ecstatic Elegance~

Don't Let Yourself Miss

An Ecstacy Like This...

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Let me Slather you with Sweet Yumminess as you Luxuriate in the Golden Nectar of Confident Compassion and Silky Sensuality... 

Introduction

Hello! I have been an Independent provider in the Sensual Arts for over 10 years and absolutely Love what I do! You may notice an air of mystery in my photos, as I am affording myself a certain level of discretion in light of some unrelated endeavors.

Rest assured that you will be Deliciously Delighted. And cordially Invited!

                                                                   

                                                                  

                                                                 

                                                                        Missy

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Playful Poetry

Delightfully Delicious...

Angelic yet Seductive... 

Fresh yet Seasoned... 

Sweet yet Savvy...

Frisky yet Mellow...

Poised to Pounce a Grateful Fellow.

PlayfuL yet Down-to-Business...

Dreamy yet Down-to-Earth... 

In-tranced yet Attentive...

Fantasy yet F'real... 

This is how a Sensual Massage should Feel.

Melt into the Sweet Deliciousness 

of a Luscious Luxurious Yoga Goddess

Focused on your Highest Pleasure,

A TruLy Orgasmic Tantric Treasure... 

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My Studio
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My Studio

It is with great pleasure and elegance that I invite you to join me in the rosy glow of my warm, candlelit, spa-like temple space. I have a very private, quiet home all to myself with discreet parking and romantic lighting, all very conducive to a sense of sublime sanctuary. Upon your arrival, I'll show you to your {un}dressing room and begin the cascade of warm water for your relaxing shower, which you will have the opportunity to indulge in both before and after your slippery slatherings. You'll have a choice of an array of unscented and naturally scented products, along with fresh, clean, unscented dry towels each time. I highly value hygiene and have always honored my clients with careful cleanliness, including single-use washcloths dipped in fresh hot water to deepen your relaxation, remove oil, and gently exfoliate your skin. Everything has been strategically streamlined to soothe your soul and stimulate your senses. I invite you to be surprised and delighted at the thoughtful, elegant touches throughout as you are Lovingly Lulled into the Lavishness of Luxurious Lusciousness...

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Sessions

Come Mmmelt into a Blissful Glow
With the Practiced Precision of a Pleasure Pro...
Hot, Slippery Body-to-Body Flow...
Full-0n-Feelin'-It Toy Show...

 

Offerings

Dreamy, Delicious, Slippery, Slow...
*Deep Tissue

*FBSM

*T0Y SH0W
(NO FUII SERVlCE OR UPGRADES)

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Scheduling an Appointment

Please reach out with a Thoughtful

*****INTRODUCTION TEXT *****
...Including...

*Your Name
*A little about yourself
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A PHOTO of your SMILING FACE! 😃

*General Location you would be coming from...
*Ideal Appointment Time / Window of possibility.... 

I am TRULY Grateful to receive your Thorough, Thoughtful *Intro and *Smile.

Please honor this formality as my necessary safety screening.

I would So Much Prefer to be greeted with this offering

rather than to expend the energy extracting it from you.

I know you can do it! I believe in you! 

 Darling or Deadbeat~ It's your choice.

Two minutes of texting and a minute to find/take a photo can mean the difference between the two from my view.

Please take a moment to respectfully comply with my simple process.

I do not answer calls or receive voicemails, but if I miss your call,

I may text you a link to my website...

Please let me know via text if you require extra discretion. 

I truly appreciate your effort and patience.

You will be deliciously rewarded.

Thank you!!

*Introduction Text REQUIRED to Schedule

828-782-1069

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~Asheville, North Carolina~

INCALLS

*Full 90-min. Session~ 33o

*60-min. FBSM~ 23o

      (90-min. includes Lap Dance and T0Y SH0W!)

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OUTCALLS
Hotel Rooms Only
90min. Only~ 4oo

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HOURS

Please text me your full intro

to inquire about availability/

coordinate schedules...

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Looking Forward to Slathering you in Bliss!

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Calendar

      Text for Availability

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Etiquette

Etiquette

*Please be respectful and do not ask for anything that is not clearly offered in my ad. All you need to do is go with the flow and listen to my verbal cues, and you should be smiling for days. I am very comfortable, joyful and loving within my boundaries and am truly grateful for your courtesy and consideration.
​*CORDIAL, COURTEOUS, GRACIOUS GENTLEMEN ONLY!* 
(Complainers/ Grumps/ Bullies are immediately disqualified!)
*Everyone showers upon arrival, so no need to do so beforehand.

*I am sensitive to/ allergic to some scents, especially cologne/deodorant, so pretty please use soap!

*Thank you! See you swoon!

Reviews

(The few of my 60+ stellar reviews that were preserved since the demise of past platforms...)
Current reviews on rubratings...

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Review Date: 2013-01-04
Descr: She's a lot better looking in person
Review: I called Missy one PM because my usual wasn't around, was so glad I did. Missy is on a very different roll than most people, values her inner life and lives that way. My experience of her was that she was a little wary at first, but reciprocates if you project a positive vibe and relax into it.

Her space was great, wall hangings and lots of cushions scattered around a big play mat next to the table. Session started well, good toons, incense, good Massage, very slow and sensual, did a good job of tuning into my mood. Then she got up, went into the other room, came back with a vibrator and stretched out next to me, curling up in my arms while she made herself comfortable.

What followed was what she calls a toy show. That's like calling the Grand Canyon a nice place. You don't get it until you've been there. She's easily the most orgasmic woman I've ever met, and has an amazingly strong, supple body. By the time she finished I felt like I'd just had all her orgasms with her, we were both drenched in sweat. To make it even better, she made sure I was all happy as well, which left me exhausted and spent.

Best session of my life, period. The woman is plugged into the deep stuff.


Review Date: 2012-09-13 
Descr: Adorable face with the tightest body! 
Review: I saw Missy a few weeks ago. She was very easy to contact and had quite the nice massage studio. Clean with relaxing music and massage table. 
After showering she greeted me with a smile and the tightest little naked body! Way better in person then in pictures. The CMT massage was both sensual with body slides as well as therapeutic and went well over the allotted time. 
She wiped me down with a hot cloth before I flipped over to lay on my back, then she teased the Hell out of me with her smoking hot tight little body! Just when I thought I couldn't take it any more, it got better! She got up and came back with a vibrator and asked me to kiss and caress her incredibly hot breast as she began to pleasure herself.....but no it gets better!she kept going and going and going working herself into an unforgettable orgasmic sweat drenched state of nymphomania! She kept me on the edge of climax for what seemed like an hour while I had the pleasure of being next to her pleasuring herself! After from what I believe neither of us could take any more, she took care of me. I WILL repeat! 
Looks: face 9.5, body 10 
Attitude: 10 
Service: 10 Amazing! Toy show was unforgettable! She is cute, adorable, incredibly fit and sexy as Hell! 
Handle: mountainviewguy 

Review Date: 2012-07-26 
Review: I saw Missy in her very nice apartment downtown. Very clean and professional studio that quickly set my mind at ease. She just returned from yoga, which gives her her amazing body, pictures are 100% accurate. The slippery slathery FBSM was exquisite. He deep moaning, slow hands and occasional change up in technique gave my senses quite a variety to deal with. I opted for the toy show, which was amazing, very personal and engaging to experience. Thank you, Missy! I will never forget it, and I will see you again if I'm in the area! 
Looks: face 10, body 10 
Attitude:10 
Service:10 In a word, perfection... and go for the toy show! 
Handle: puddinnuggin 

Review Date: 2011-12-08 
Descr: Stunning natural beauty. 
Review: An amazing Goddess with out of this world intuitive healing powers. Can not say enough about how great the experience was. Wont' go into details but I can say that she's someone to truly treasure and take care of. My only wish is that lived closer so I could get back and see her sooner. 
Looks: face 9, body 10 
Attitude: 10 
Service: 10 Absolutely amazing. Wonderful experience 
Handle: steverh61 

Review Date: 2011-10-18 
Descr: Every bit as astonishing and athletic as the photos
Review: Missy's a natural. Just easygoing in a way that immediately made me comfortable both with her and with myself. Don't know what she does to stay in such perfect shape, but she is *strong*—and puts that strength to use in the slowest, most muscle-pulverizing and muscle-relaxing way possible. I felt blissed (and blessed!) from beginning to end. Would and will repeat, and repeat, and repeat. 
Looks: face 9, body 10 
Attitude: 10 
Service: 10 Joined RB just to post this review: Didn't know it could be this gooed 
Handle: Cowbellman 

Review Date: 2011-08-12 
Review: Missy was incredible. From the moment she opened the door she was friendly an perky and seemed genuinely excited to be spending time with me. Her massage was sensual -- extremely sensual! -- but also worked out all sorts of tension I've been carrying around. 
After the flip, there was a slow and amazing HJ with finish. But it was still a little early! We had time. So she calmed me down again and started rubbing again. Plenty of mutual touch and a toy show you wouldn't believe. 
It was such an incredible afternoon I decided to create a RB account just to tell someone about it! 
Easy to schedule, open and flexible. 
Looks: face 9, body 9 
Attitude: 9 
Service: 10 so good I made a registered with RB to write this review. 
Handle: drdoctor

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Thank you!

Looking forward to your Introduction Text or Email!

Disclaimer

Disclaimer

Please do not ask for more than what I clearly offer.

I am not an escort.
Please keep searching if you are looking for FuII Servlce.

I absolutely do not provide that and will consider any attempt for negotiation in that direction to be unwelcome and distasteful.

I am grateful for your kindness and consideration.
Also, please use care when entering and exiting the shower, as the oil can make it slippery and you are responsible for your own safety. Please also advise me of any existing injuries that may potentially be an issue.

Thank you!

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